{"id":276072,"date":"2026-01-18T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlslife.com\/?p=276072"},"modified":"2026-01-18T19:06:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T00:06:47","slug":"youve-probably-committed-this-hilarious-makeup-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/life\/ode-to-awk\/276072\/youve-probably-committed-this-hilarious-makeup-crime\/","title":{"rendered":"So Awk! You’ve probably committed this hilarious makeup crime\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was going to my school’s chorus concert and decided to put on some makeup in the parking lot before going in. I was walking around, chatting with classmates before grabbing a seat, dismissing the odd looks I was getting. When I went to the bathroom after the show, I looked in the mirror and saw I had only put eyeliner and mascara on one eye! I’ll never make that mistake again…<\/p>\n

Got an embarrassing moment to share? Tell us about it here<\/a> for a chance to be featured!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I was going to my school’s chorus concert and decided to put on some makeup in the parking lot before going in. I was walking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":314383,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[310,283],"tags":[311,312,174],"class_list":["post-276072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ode-to-awk","category-life","tag-blush-much","tag-fun","tag-makeup"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276072\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/314383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlslife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}